China has been a interesting place to be pregnant. I have gotten some insightful advice from my co-workers and friends here. I hope that I can add daily to this one, because I am in awe of the amount of bologna that they really believe in.
"You can't go near computers or microwaves without your anti- electromagnetic maternity vest."
" You need to take off your belt or the baby will never grow!" -Evyer (Year 1 teacher)
"So, you have to get rid of your cats and fish now. You can't keep any animals when you are pregnant." -Sonya (my co-teacher)
" Boy. Moving lot means boy!" -My limited English ultrasound technician at my 12 week visit.
" your spine is curved, so you will have a boy. Really!" -Sonya (co-teacher)
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